Supposedly, Blue Vertigo called me last night. I say 'supposedly' because I don't recall the conversation. But, Blue Vertigo's number shows up on the caller ID and is backed up further by the 'Duration' column reading 00:03:00.
Do I recall any of this three minute conversation? Nyet. Blue Vertigo's mum on the topic of conversation. He said was pretty out of it.
Honestly, I have always been aware of my inability to wake up and actually hold a phone conversation.....If you ever need sensitive or personal data about me - all you have to do is pick up the phone and call me in the middle of the night.
Want my Social Security Number? You got it. My credit card numbers, expiration dates and cute little three digit security codes? They're all yours. How about my bank account number? Bingo, buddy. Unbeknownst to 'me' my subconscious will do anything to get rid of an interruption. Plus, I think the 'filter' between my mind and my mouth has a curfew....somewhere around midnight, it seems.
So, Blue Vertigo...if I gave you my bank account number.....will you just run by and make a deposit? The balance is looking a little anemic today.
3 comments:
Don't tell me you cannot remember all of our late night phone sex!
hehe
Hey hey hey......keep it PG-rated here, haha. My dad reads this!
(and no, dad...nothing like the above has occurred with my friend feetman78)
just a joke
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