Ok....so he's got the cute puppy face. But, ladies and gentleman...I present to you....the peeing machine.

I swear, tonight alone, he has had an output of close to a gallon. I swear. I'm not letting him near the water bowl any longer tonight. He's doing it to spite me.

My buddy Zen is over tonight and I was hoping to show off the cute, precious puppy in all his cute, puppy-ish glory. All Zen has gotten is a performance of the automatic canine pee dispenser.

All this can be yours for three easy payments of $19.95.